Queue up for my autograph.

#48; guilty pleasure.

2009-08-23T05:40:00.000-07:00

"ALRIGHT GUYS BE AWARE THAT YOU GUYS ARE WEARING THE EDS SHIRT. SO ANYTHING INDECENT, DO IT WITHOUT THE SHIRT."
-/Tan San Peng; master of funk.

Blogger sucks. I'm moving to Wordpress/Onsugar soon. Oh well tell me something I don't know.
On a lighter note I got into CAP Primary (as a councillor, not a participant. I shall print out my forms later for teachers and parents to sign.)! I was fangirling on SBS Transit. I hope nobody recorded that on camera and posts it on Stomp (source of hot gossip = big trouble. oh oh.)
I shall let go and let loose tomorrow. Just you wait and see. I'll paint the town red and leave your porch hanging by a nail, or if I'm feeling good, two nails. I'll pull up all the flowers in your yard and make a flower wreath for my best friend. Yep I'm feelin' a little rebellious.
I hope I met my expectations for Chinese. We shall see.
I'm happy with History and Science marks though. Geography and Math...not so. But as ZhengLaoShi always says, 大家一起死. And I expect my A for LA, as always. You know, I should stop these high expectations of myself. It's stupid and has no basis.
(I just realised I'm debating myself.)
Yep and it's incoherent and wastes everybody's time.
I shall run below three minutes and thirty seconds for PE, two rounds, on Tuesday. It's attainable, like an A in Math, which I shall fall in love with someday.
Also, I managed to read all the way down to the little words on Friday's health check in school. So that's something good that happened last week cause last week was mad hectic and it sucked. At least at the end of the day (week), there's always EDS to cheer yours truly up. And maybe a sick joke or two, I don't know.
I'm bored. Can you do something funny?

I feel like writing a memoir.

#47; fantastically fantastical.

2009-08-07T19:14:00.000-07:00

Yesterday I went to watch UP with Rachel. :D

See, school ended at 1030 for Dunman High so we could run off to Vivocity taking 30. Haha. So anw after all the National Day celebrations Bunny and I went to VivoCity and bought tickets for UP. The queue was so so so long ): but we managed to buy tickets in a good spot anyway!
At first we wanted to buy tickets for UP 3D but the furthest spots was two rows away from the screen and that kinda sucked so we went for UP, non-3D. :D Then because it was only 1100 and the movie was at 1335 we went off to shop and eat lunch.
And now typing this, I feel so proud of ourselves :D
First we went to Action City and MiniToons because Rachel wanted to buy bunny keychains like mine (I have a bunny and a hamstermouse haha). But we couldn't find any :X The next stop was DIVA. We went to get best friend bracelets yay! On Tuesday I'm wearing it with my watch I don't care :D Shopped a bit more without buying anything, then went to Subway for lunch. Then we ran off to Forever21 cause Rachel wanted to find clutches. But all of the stuff there was kinda not-very-nice, so we didn't buy anything.
Then went for movie alr :D

UP!
UP!
UP!
UP rocks your socks mansxz. The graphics are really, really good (Pixar, what do you expect) and we enjoyed it very very very very very much.
After the movie Rach and I were debating the 3D thing and we decided it wouldn't have been good to watch it in 3D because the movie was meant to be watched in 2D anyway :D
Value for money!

Then train-ed back.

TODAY, is a happy day!
We're going to buy my backpack for school and I think my mommy wants to make specs for me. WTH.
She was all: Eh Sarah I think I'm bringing you to the specs guy today. Though you have perfect eyesight I think it's better if you wear specs to maintain it because you read in the dark very, very often. You want white specs? I think white specs are nicer than red specs...
Then she rambled on and on and throughout my face was a permanent O.O
Never mind.
And Rochelle told me my Aeropostale wallet is coming on Monday! JOYYYYYY.

Okay I shall stop procrastinating and go study Chinese, bwaibwai :D

#46; pineapple-

2009-08-06T06:32:00.000-07:00

HELLO.
As a follow up to my previous post-
thank you to:
CAYKE (sorry darling I did that post as a saved post so when you sms I didn't edit the post but either way I still love you lots kay :D)
Zachary (-.-)
ZOE!
for the birthday wishes. :D
Oh yay oh yay I'm gonna get a new bag and a new wallet (Aeropostale omg LOVE. courtesy of Rich Rochelle who has a Credit Card and so is Rather Rich and can Afford Aeropostale.)

Like, HELLO.
Yesterday (Wednesday) was funfunfun to the max! Haha there was this instance where the relief teacher (Miss Kiw! MC! LSP! WHY US!) Mrs Tay let Rebecca and I go practise for MEP performance :D
So what the two of us did was to walk slowly to the piano near the auditorium, only to find out that there was a lecture going on inside. So we walked slowly back to the Arts block and booked an MEP practise room bwahaha :D
(you know sometimes I feel damn privileged cause MEP students get SO MANY good things. like the school bought a hell load of pianos just for the practise rooms okay :D SHO FUN.)
Stayed in there for half an hour. Then finished up and walked slowly back to the classroom HAHA.
Proceeded to crap around and do a bit of math with Cass, after which she became kind of...hardworking which does not suit my character very well (*ahem*) so I ran off and played (played is such a British term!) with ChingYing and Melvin on LXY's comp lmao. I tell you 2L people are totally hilarious please. We were all crowded together playing some parrot game and we were making a lot of noise like: OH...oh, oh, oh OH CRAP! when the parrot missed the mango. Or something like that.
I think I might have managed to force a present out of Melvin. WIN :D
Then during MEP I was veryyyy scared ):
I was supposed to be accompanying Rebecca on the violin, see. But then after mastering the accompaniment I slacked for like two weeks so I got quite rusty OOH METAL EXPOSED TO OXYGEN OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
I've never felt so scared before other than Grade8 piano exams in March this year! Freaky lor. I was thinking, damn if I play wrongly then Rebecca will kachiao right! ):
(Digress: I got Merit for Grade 8 not bad right :D :D :D distinction is super hard to get so if you disturb me about my grade I kill you in your sleep tonight.)
I missed a few notes but luckily it sounded um, harmonious so at least I kept in rhythm so I rock yay WIN.

And then today was...
PC. Mr Tan. Put Me Cass Melvin WeiQiang together and you get utter catastrophe.
I swear the two guys were doing a mating dance though! The arms under armpit mating dance. Sounds tribal.
We were talking about discrimination and stuff and we watched Dr. Seuss! <3 Then we were supposed to brainstorm about how you could discriminate and ways to solve discrimination and this was what happened:
Cass: I discriminate against people who do not wear underwear. (well she mentioned a specific word but it is rather obscene.)
Me: WTH! Okay so we should buy -obscene word- for everybody la!
Cass: YEAH OKAY MELVIN WANT SOME :D

Homggggg. And I found out that in the ACC test we did earlier this year? Melvin got higher than ChingYing and I O: MIRACLE MANSXZ. Haha but ChingYing and I both failed (hey what you expect we're both in ENGLISH CAP which means we're good in English and have total uninterest in Chinese kay!)
Andandand I'm very proud of this fact: I FAILED MY FIRST MATH TEST (24/50, same as Melvin, but he got the same marks in Semester 2 whereas I got 42/50 for the second test :D) IN GEP SO DON'T MENTION THE MATH CT IN FRONT OF ME OR YOU DAI.
Ahh okay whatever. I shall go study my su yus now not bad right only got 13 out of 60 left. :D

I feel so hardworking. What is wrong with me ._.

#45; ELL-OH-ELL

2009-07-31T07:27:00.000-07:00

HALLO THANK YOU TO:
Daddy
Mommy
Adam
Melvin
YuSiang
JiaLing
Cassandra
HuiHsien
Rachel
Melissa
RongYing
ChingYing
YuRong
WeiTing
Thiri
TWO LYSTRA (3 birthday songs lmaoooo)
Jamie
Regina
JLee
Florence
Geoffrey
Clara
WeiXuan
Amanda
Sabrina
Timothy
Sheena
Kellie
GODPARENTS AND GODSISTER

for wishing me a happy birthday. :D
*gives you the happy face*

#44; ):

2009-07-30T05:50:00.000-07:00

I don't want to turn fourteen!
(Yes it's tomorrow -.-)
I don't want to!
I'm like having a Bella-mentality now.
Where she doesn't want to grow old because she doesn't want to be TOO old - she wants to be the same age as Edward when she marries him yes;
whereas I don't want to grow old for the sake of not growing old.
Damn ):
I don't want to turn fourteen!
NONONO CANNOT!
Zzz anyway it's an excuse to ask my parents for something.
I want a backpack :D
GROWING OLD SUCKS BIG TIME.
PFFFFTTTTTT.

Is there EDS tomorrow?

#43; spank you.

2009-07-20T05:35:00.000-07:00

Homg it's an additional 30 dollars.
My phone bill. Yes.
I feel like killing you and cloning you and killing all your clones.
The only person I'll ever lend my phone to now is Cass and Bunny.
If anybody else asks I'll just smile sweetly and say 'sorry, nah, can't' but if you dare to even look at my phone I'll stomp on your toes and pull out all your nose hair.
):
WHATEVER LA IT'S REALLY THIRTY DOLLARS MORE ON MY PHONE BILL OKAY. I'M PISSED OFF BECAUSE I WASN'T THE ONE WHO TRIED TO DOWNLOAD STUFF OFF THE NET BUT I HAVE TO PAY.
Screw you! ):
):
):
):
Understand my plight.
):

#42; bzz.

2009-07-19T04:26:00.002-07:00

Trust is like a
red and raw
baby
just slid out from
mother's womb
fragile
breakable
but the strongest
bond between
two people
too bad I had a miscarriage.

I wrote this on a whim. It's true to self though.

#41; still in denial, but never mind me.

2009-07-11T23:08:00.000-07:00

Handover was yesterday.
Rachel and I met up and went to VivoCity together. Met up with the rest of the EDS people. Did stuff. Took pictures. Wished Vanessa Chan had been there. Decided (Rachel and I) to treat Siang better next time because the two of us ended up in the same group.

You know how sometimes something seems so trivial, so unimportant, then suddenly the truth comes along and blows you away? Yeah. I still can't believe the Year Fours are going to leave, not that I was particularly close to them anyway. But I still wish I'd talked to them more often. It feels as if I was closer to the batch before them, the one with Jessica Zona SiYun SanPeng and Benjamin. Somehow. Either way, I still don't want it this way, not having the Year Fours around anymore. I'll treasure those last moments I'll have with you guys, during TouchedWithFire practices, I really will.
):
I don't know if it's a good or bad thing cause I don't know a lot of things about being in the committee, but anyhow congratulations to Natasha WenXin Jamie JiaLing Jeviene Priscilla YuSiang Sylvia and Casandra for getting into the new comm.
On Monday I'm gonna skip to EDS and have fun no matter what happens.

#40; purple ponies.

2009-07-10T03:54:00.000-07:00

The title has nothing to do with the post. Oh well. HALLO I PROMISED BUNNY I WOULD POST SO HERE IT IS.
HEY YOU KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW WHAT. DHS HAD A HALF DAY TODAY (FRIDAY)! Cause the school decided that since we were all disappointed that overseas trips were cancelled, level camps etc etc, they decided to end at 1045 today! JOYYY.
I shall digress here a little. You know I remember you used to laugh at my results, comparing them with yours, mocking, teasing; until my PSLE score beat yours? Keep your head high up in those clouds, the view is quite nice up there but I'm gonna tell you something right now: Well I'm studying in Dunman High School now and I'm proud of it, so you can just kiss my ass. I like that phrase.
Not for EDS people though. But I love EDS so whatever! :D
Saw Rach and actually a few other EDS people standing outside my class waiting for me, so I packed in a record time of 0.2344523889 seconds (that was an ESTIMATION, darlings) and chionged off with RachBunny. Then chionged back again because we remembered that Vicki Regina and ChingYing were ~~slowpokes~~ still there. Then chionged off with them.
We must have looked like five crazy banshee people running to the BBRoom. Oh well. At least we did it with style. Like, hair streaming, limbs flowing, skirt flying (oh oh.)
Listened to them talk about handover in GM, laughed at the seniors' gifts, had a happy time. Then the dancers left and we rehearsed TWF with Van Chan! YAY although Sylvia was good it was refreshing to see Vanessa play Miranda again. And she was very funny lor! Like, she forgot which box to sit on HAHA so cute.
Then then then we broke up into ten-minute play groups!
DID I MENTION I LOVE MY GROUP TO BITS YAY. Rachel (LOVELOVELOVE YOU DARLING) Vicki ChingYing Raey Siang (LMAO BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES) Janell (LMAO THE LITTLE MERMAID) SarahTan JingYu! So cool right.
We have finished blocking our play! Now we just need to finetune stuff here and there and the result will = YAYNESS. Sounds good right? I can't wait :D
Now you will squint, I don't care, it's embarassing okay! But whatever la it's ACTING so lalala hamster rocks your undies upside down and your butt smacked red.
Remember in one of my previous posts I mentioned that Mr Ken was a genius? Well Mr Harris is so NOT ): I'll leave the rest to your imagination but there's this really fun part I wanna post about. WenXin and most of the other edsers that weren't showcasing to Mr Ken and Mr Harris came outside and informed Siang and I that we were going to attend a 'trust workshop' (EH SOUNDS DAMN PROFESSIONAL RIGHT HAHA) because our acting very awkward! Okay lor ): So they demonstrated trust -game-things. Like there was one were you were supposed to close your eyes and run, and you had to keep running even if you hit the wall. But you were supposed to trust your friends (there will be a few la) to catch you to stop you from falling/dying etc. So anyway WenXin Jamie Janell tried, but they always stopped before they hit people (HAHA). So I wanted to try for fun and I was damn scared so I just kept running and I was going to stop when I banged into WenXin and Jamie. Then the other edsers clap leh! Wah. I did it anyhow but it feels good to have some people appreciate it LOL. Siang kept changing subjects but it still came down to the two of us anyway so we had trust falls and stuff like that. Then we practiced our scene in front of everybody (HOMG SO EMBARRASSING ): ) but I think we pulled it off rather nicely! After that WenXin wanted us to do the 'CK-Vanessa exercise' where we would hold hands and stare into each other's eyes for 5 minutes (yes 5 minutes). But too bad there were two little unwilling parties who refused to hold hands so we just did the staring thing. The first few tries I kept laughing cause Siang told me to look into his 'beautiful brown eyes' omg lmao! Yes la Siang your eyes are very brown but so what? Huh. Zilian boy ): But we pulled it off and YAYYAYYAY that was the end of the trust workshop that sounds professional.
MOOOOVING ON. After that Rach and I went to KFC to eat and we were laughing most of the time cause she's cute and I am too. (Cassy if you're reading this you're cute too kay haha!) Ate, procrastinated (we were supposed to be studying), went home together. We were watching Happy Tree Friends on the bus OMG LOL. I love the theme song.
Yep then went home and here I am now posting about today!

Love y'all bye.

Stop bothering me I just don't want to talk to you okay?

#39; stfu.

2009-07-04T00:03:00.000-07:00

Fyi, I am NOT a bitch, kthx.

#38; goodwill.

2009-06-27T20:04:00.000-07:00

Changed my url. Self-explanatory.

#37; lawllll.

2009-06-26T07:04:00.001-07:00

SAY HI TO JANELL MOMMA TELLING US ABOUT THE LITTLE MERMAID.
(from left: Regina, Vicki, Janell, MEEEEE, ChingYing!)

#36; lalala.

2009-06-26T05:31:00.000-07:00

HAHA OMG MR KEN IS SUCH A GENIUS!!!
Ahem okay I shall start from the beginning of eds prac today :D
Today I was late by 10 minutes. Not bad la. But when I came in CK was all 'HIIIIIIIII! >D' which means that he is not happy and wants to fight cause I'm late. HAHA. Then ChingYing(gerger/guy) was behind me and he was kinda laughing at CK. I think.
So I joined my group and their 'WHERE'S RACHEL?!!!' rants. Everybody, even Siang (O:!) agreed that they only came for eds today because they wanted to hear Rachel and her veryvery hilarious things.
After that we had a short TouchedWithFire rehearsal. Haha everybody was whining and it interrupted Janell's bedtime story to Vicki and me. HAHA it was about The Little Mermaid. So wtf rightttt :D After that she continued to tell the story then ALOT of people sat down and listened. It was epic laaaaa.
Then we had individual rehearsals for our LitUp! plays. Then we blocked like the whole thing roughly alr. Then Mr Ken stepped in and help us block awkward (ahem whatever laaaa -.-) scenes between Siang and me HAHA. (No it was only a hug scene don't think wrong people.) From hug it turn to shoulder patting and pinky swears! Lol too bad people who were hoping for something more after being disappointed by CK and Van Chan's nonexistent kissing scene :D
HE REALLY IS A GENIUS I SWEARRRRR.
Okay no more fangirlygirly.
We played drama games! There was this one where one person will be in the scene, then he/she'll freeze. Then another person will come in and change the scene, adding more and more people. For example I'm like washing my hands, then I'll freeze, then Person A will come in and maybe the scene'll change to...studying? Whatever la. But it was damn epic and hilarious to the maxxxx. Like when it was a very big group alr (cause we keep adding people ma) then it changed from like I WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPHHHH! to HE STOLE MY HANDBAGGG! Haha.
After that WenXin told us eds was only capable of running around and screaming, LMFAO.
Lollollol done posting see y'all next time ciao bella.

#35; I BE A VERY HAPPY HAMSTER.

2009-06-24T06:45:00.000-07:00

Don't y'all start going all 'eh sarah gerger ah it's "I AM A VERY HAPPY HAMSTER" your english velly fail ah.' Cause having bad english on purpose is the in thing nowadays and I actually passed primary school english (surprise, surprise).
I actually have two things to post about!
1, outing with hamster to watch Hannah Montana (DON'T JUDGE.)
2, eds practices with my crazy LitUp group!

Let's start with the movie one.
Haha I lost my phone.
I sound so happy and whatever about it right D< but whatever no use crying over spilt milk. Or lost phones.
Lol anw met RachellyBunny at tampines to go gv. Bought tickets first then walked around randomly. We were looking at really useless stuff that cost a lot of money. HAHA. Then stuff happened and we went inside the movie theatre, and Bunny snuck an Oreo McFlurry inside. Homg that girl is capable of doing anything mansxz. Then we were swooning over Lucas Till (yeah whatever la! don't judge D<) zzz. Blahblahblah movie ended we went to the Wallet Shop and I bought a new pencilcase that says 'I LEFT MY PRADA PENCILCASE AT HOME.' So cute righttttt. :D
Then went back home and did homework.
-anticlimax-
WHATEVER I TOLD YOU DON'T JUDGE.

EDS PRAC LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE.
We're doing this play called Pyr Victory for Singapore LitUp! (drama competition) and I don't know what it means. I think Pyr is some short form. But whatever. :D
My group consists of ME (DUH) Raey Rachel Vicki YuSiang (korkor -.-) Ching Ying Sarah(Tan). I know it rocks right yayyyy. So we were cancelling out lines today cause line reading was abit long and it overshot the time limit. So we were there cancelling cancelling then suddenly Bunny said 'Short people live longer.'
So naturally we were all 'HUH O.O' and looking at her and it was all very random. Then she told us alot of stuff.

Bunny: Short people are stupid!
Yu Siang: HUH THEN YOU CALLING ME SHORT?!
Bunny: Ya.
Yu Siang: Then you calling me stupid?!
Bunny: Ya.
Yu Siang: (loudly) then Charmaine leh?! (Charmaine looks over and gives him the death glare.)
---5 minutes later---
Bunny: Short people shit more!
Everybody: WTH RANDOM HAHA WTH WTF WTH.
Bunny: Really! Cause the mouth to the anus the food travel shorter lorh!
Yu Siang (why is he always the one rebutting!): Then pee leh?
Bunny: No pee don't count! Because it's liquid but then the shit is plop plop plop come out one so shit more lorh!

By this time we were all very high and laughing nonstop at Bunny's weird random trivia. Then Raey told a very cold joke just to see Bunny's reaction.
Raey: You know right, I always wanted a pink cow. Cause pink cows give pink milk. Strawberry milk lorh!
(Normally people would be -.- but see what Bunny says.)
Bunny: REALLY! O: then brown cows give chocolate milk?
Raey: ...yeah yeah yeah! Eh then white and black cows right, why do they only give white milk?
Bunny: Orh because the black is shit ma!

AHHHHHHHHH.
RACHEL LIM YUAN HUI YOU ROCK LA.
I still love you nevertheless :D

#34; beautiful reminisce.

2009-06-24T06:44:00.001-07:00

CAP'o9 was officially over on 5th June, 2009. But I guess no one will ever forget the times we shared together: the boring yet extremely extremely (!) enriching plenaries, the late night bedtimes (!!), the early morning grumpiness (!!!), crazy performance workshops...

No, we'll never forget them.

To my beloved OG2:

Hey guys, I know only Sheena and WeiXuan have my blog address which is bad cause then no one will come here, but I'll dedicate a post to y'all anyhow.

You guys were great and funny and friendly and crazy and lovely and omg, there's a shortage of words to describe all of you. My three darlings: Sheena, WeiXuan, Paige; I'll never forget the three of you and how we all cried after the closing ceremony and screamed so loud everybody stared at us.

To Sheena and Paige; you two were the first friends I made in OG2 and we were sitting together on the first day just stoning like that. WeiXuan; you only came at night on the first day but we clicked immediately and from that time onwards it was always the four of us in our OG. The beautiful thing about you guys were that we all were from different schools - I was from DHS, Sheena from CCHS, Paige from TKGS, WeiXuan from BPGHS. But we'll always be friends forever (:

Sherah - I will always remember you as the crazy outgoing NYGH girl who sings like some rock star (REALLY PLS DON'T DENY IT!). You were the life of our OG and you will continue being I remember you crying and then making me cry too...I look forward to a post-CAP outing with you.

The guys - zomfg you guys were on a permanent high and you were funny. Too bad your dedication is so short .___.

The councillors - KeiNin and Rohan; you guys were great in keeping our OG in line. I'm sorry we were so quiet on the first day and made you disappointed (I guess? o.o), but continue to be great people and we love you all.

To the awesome people from CAP Contemporary Dance 'o9:
I LOVE YOU PEOPLE AND CONTEMPDANCE ROCKED THE HOUSE.
Words cannot express my emotions. Maybe dancing can. O:
Anabelle, Amanda, Hui Yee, Jhosy, Kylie, Wei Xuan, Faith, Ching Ying - I love you girls and I want outings with all of you! Don't let me down ahh.
Geoffrey (HAHA) - Hi brudder. Next time when someone asks what GNC means you know :D

...eh i know this post is really late and crappy but sorry I still love you all and we'll forever be one big happy CAP family where I'll be the family cat. :D

#33; BUNNY+HAMSTER

2009-06-10T00:19:00.000-07:00

THIS IS BUNNY GOING TO POST SOME RANDOM STUFF WE ARE AT THE LIBRARY NOW WE ARE HAPPY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
HELLO WORLD:D
Hamster: Can you dont do this type of thing?
Bunny: Banana Banana Banana Pie Pie.
Hamster: heeehaaawwwheeeehawwwwww.
(bet you dont know who is Hamster or Bunny. HA IN YOUR FACE, CARROTS!)

the library very stinky sia. and we very ahsoh(HAMSTER) we chope 10 chairs for 2 small people.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HEEHAW HEEHAWW HAHAHAHA
(k not funny)

THE RED WAS BUNNY D: this is the better person now. IT'S HAMSTER IN THE HOUSE BABY! Bunny wanted me to post something. Actually I wanted my next post to be CAPology but because it's bunny i shall oblige. I AM A NICE PERSON YO D<
*bunny is giving me the evil glare. i am scared.*
Bunny: THEY DON'T KNOW WHO BUNNY IS WHAT! EH YOUR SLIPPERS IS MELROSE! *looks over at the screen* EH WLAO! ...are you typing this out? omg!

Okay over to bunny now.

(Hamster is colour-blind) ( She thinks that this is RED) Honestly. Get her a new specs oh wait she doesnt wear specs hor aiya just get her something to see properly.
Hamster: Can we change back to red now?

APPARENTLY BUNNY DOESN'T WANT MY AUTOGRAPH D:
Ahh I shall reveal la.
Bunny is Rachel and I am Hamster. THERE YOU GO.

the 2H one. you know , the super famous one. Duh. ohnuhhhh Hamster says I should cut fringe. booooooooo. Yaboo sucks to you. SHES MY BEST FRIEND BEST OF ALL BEST FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE A BEST FRIEND TOO? SHE TICKLES IN MY TUMMY( wtheck so sick right) SHE'S SO YUMMY YUMMY(more sick. sick to the maxxxxxx) HEY YOU SHOULD GET A BEST FRIEND TOO.
right anot, hurhurhurhur. wahlao eh where is my carrot sia.
Hamster: -gong look-Can I stop posting I feel very tired.

Yah me too lah.

#32; life sucks so take it in your stride.

2009-06-05T21:00:00.000-07:00

This is a rather...cringe-worthy post so you better skip it and read the next one which will be a CAP post.
Yeah, I'm really disappointed in you right now.
You jump to conclusions right after I wrote that post and you talked to somebody else (who told me about it) behind my back.
I'm hurt and I'm pissed.
Cause when someone comes to know that, hey, the person whom you've been spending your time with this year reads some post she thinks is about her and jumps to conclusions IMMEDIATELY, hmm, she doesn't really treat you as a friend, does she?
That's cause I don't see how, IF you really treat me as your friend, would think up such absolutely ridiculous things that I would say about you. Just so you know, the person ISN'T EVEN FROM DUNMAN HIGH SCHOOL.
Yeah?
I would NEVER ever call my good friend a whore. Actually, I would never call anyone that. It was a fking quote. And my TRUE friends will never ever think that way.
And I'm sorry you don't have a sense of belonging when you're with me.
I hope you have a good time performing in Rhythm XXIII today, Laura.

I love you CAP and I want you back D:

#31; pissed.

2009-05-21T19:57:00.001-07:00

WLAOOOOOO. I GOT A FREAKING A FOR LA.
A.
THAT'S DAMN LOW PLEASE.
I'M DAMN PISSED ALREADY K.
YOU AGGRAVATE ME SOMEMORE YOU DIE.
I. AM. SO. FRICKIN'. PISSED.

URGHHHHHH MY LIFE IS RUINED.

[edit]Apparently this guy (well yeah you know who you are la) thinks that this post is abit mean so I'm here to, uh, explain myself. This makes me feel like some criminal la pls -.-
I saw your post on your blog and maybe you were partially right. Yeah maybe those people that did badly might feel bad at my post. But if you think about it, LA's my best subject and if I get an A then what are the rest of my subjects doing man. If I can get a better grade in Science and Geog then there's something seriously wrong with me right?
I mean like you're getting a better grade in other subjects than your supposedly 'best' subject? Wouldn't you feel pissed off too?
Yeah perhaps I'm overreacting but try to think of it my way leh. You might not think this way but I WANT TO GET INTO A LIT CLASS NEXT YEAR and my LA IS GONNA HAVE TO HELP ME DO THAT. Capisce? I hope now you can at least understand abit now.
By the way, this person (not you la jc) has been going around going all, 'MY GRADES ARE BAD AND I'M PISSED OFF BY PEOPLE COMPLAINING THAT THEIR GRADES ARE BAD. I MEAN, TAKE A LOOK AT MINE!
Well, work harder and stop procrastinating. As quoted from Mean Girls, 'boo, you whore.'[/edit]

#30; CASSARAH!

2009-05-17T06:14:00.000-07:00

This is Cass looking paikia and me looking bimbo, as always :D

Hello CassyWassy. This is your long lost post dedicated to you O.O see, it even coincides with the thirtieth post so you're lucky I used it up just for you :D

Firstly, I CREATED YOUR NAME SO I ROCK. Okay haha that's not related to the topic but yeah do I get copyright claims.

Okay haha!

I remember our very healthy (EHHEMMM) mother-daughter relationship last year. Apparently I'm a child of LinMin's (?! THE HORRORRRRRR) and you. I have very uh, good parents huh :D

I remember you and your black jacket which I liked wearing although it made me look like some oversized thing.

I remember us in the same group! :D we always stole Peishy's oreo haha.

I remember your birthday present o.o it's still under my lamp.

I remember our last-minute studygroup tingxie! Haha and I lied to you that Circle Line was open. Did you ever find out? Don't think so right -.- blur!

I remember us helping Laura out in science, chinese etc :D

I remember...

I REMEMBER THE DOUBLE-YOUS :D it was like so fun, the three of us were always together and we had lots of fun bullying Laura -.- and you made up like lots of funny stuff like FUFU (omg) and LalaLuluFafaFufuBird and worst of all, the notion that Edward Cullen is a ________ ___.

Zomfg, you're like the most retarded but bestest friend I'll ever have :D

I love you Cass.

P.S. stop making Laura buy me drinks.

#29; CAP!

2009-05-16T05:52:00.000-07:00

Post 29 and still going strong. :D
Went for CAP briefing on Friday. Ate lunch with Faith ShiMin S.YuXin Rachel Janell ChingYing Regina Vicki Candice HuiPing haha. Then went for halfanhour of EDS rehearsals. Saw the year 2 dance, it's really good and they choreographed it themselves I heard? Yeah :D
Then left with SimLin cause ChingYing went off earlier to go to class. She left her wallet in her locker! o.o ChingYing ah, must be more careful hor XD
Saw Faith down there. She was standing alone D: cause she didn't know any of the other DHS cap people so I went and socialized with her HAHA. :D Then Miss (Yvonne) Chan came down and headcounted. She was all, 'Who's missing ah?...GEEEEEDEEONNN! :X' haha damn funny. He is the 2J guy who was all 'Just write la.' at the dialogue session with Mr Aaron Maniam haha.
Left, went on the far-too-big-bus-which-is-meant-for-an-entire-class-and-not-twelve-students. Sat with Faith and we were talking about stuff all the way :D Reached, realised that I had been to the place in primary school. (Talking about pri sch makes me think: P6GEP'07 TO THE MAXXXX! UPDATE THE STUPID BLOG LA!) yeah.
Talked to ChingYing about the place :D Registered, went up the the auditorium. I was like going up the stairs and then suddenly I heard this damn low voice going SARAH! Then I turned and I saw Adam haha. I was all OMG but somebody (Faith? Cannot be right...) shooed me up the stairs so I didn't get to talk to him :X
Listened to the camp director with the cool accent and they introduced the camp counsellors and ELEANOR IS ONE OF THEM OMG. Actually I waved to her at the registration counter already and she was all HI! :D but yeah.
Then they talked awhile more and I signed up for the same electives as Faith darling :D Went down and put the papers there AND FORGOT TO DETACH THE USELESS THING BEHIND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DETACH. But we were 'aiyah nvm la we don't need it anw' so we didn't rush back down and take it back and detach it.
Then talked awhile more and left. It was raining aha. We crossed (jaywalked) the road, realised there was a super big ditch on the other side so we crossed back again omg so lame right :D Walked to busstop, took 14 to plazasing and ate yoghurt there with Faith. It was quite lastminute actually. But fun :D Then walked around abit more and took train with Faith. I alighted at Boon Keng but she went to Serangoon haha.
Got back home and did mah thang.
Died.
The end. :D
(yes whatever i'ma sadist.)

Oh yeah Adam told me he stoned for twenty minutes before he realised he was a man and men are waterproof (it was raining rmb). WTH LA ADAM I HOPE YOU FALL SICK :D
Yay I love my bunny umbrella. That was random.

#28; parentteachermeet.

2009-05-16T05:25:00.000-07:00

HELLOOOOO :D
Today was PTM. But I came to school early for EDS anw. Alot of people were staring at me. They were probably thinking - WHYTHEHECK IS SHE WEARING BLACK?!
Yeah HH told me it was full dress, but it wasn't, and I got kinda pissed for five minutes then I went to change into Level Camp tee -.- imagine EDS in level camp tee man. So weird. Anw yeah then came back and talked to Vicki Candice YuSiang ChingYing (Chinguy, not Chingirl haha). Quite random luh.
Then was Dead Man's Play rehearsals! Omg the shakespeare version is reallyyyy funny and WenXin rocks in that one. So do the two daughters (Jeviene Priscilla) cause they do the WOE WOE WOE WOE WOE thing really well :D CK is like I AM SLAIN! which is reallyyyy funny and gonecase at the same time haha!
Then we did Dead Man's Play the whole time, but I had to leave early cause of PTM D:<
Was partners with Cassy! We were Teacher Assistants for Mrs Chu haha. Then only like a few parents came to see her cause she only teaches 2L anyways. See we're speshul. Then Cassy went off halfway cause her mom wanted her to see ZhengLaoShi together. Then MY mom wanted me to go see Mrs Koh together. HAHA. But Mrs Chu let us go; she said she wasn't going to be like very busy anyways. But while we were waiting for Mrs Koh my mom was unofficially talking to Mrs Chu.
She almost made me and Cass cry k! All her stuff is so touching de. Like she spoke chinese to my mom and she was all: Sarah shi4 hen3 guai1 de4 la. HAHAHAHA LIKE REAL BUT THANK YOU I LOVE YOU MRS CHU :D And I got A+ for Science yeah baby. So did Laura darling. See Laura you just try hard and you get good grades, so you better buck up for Chinese and Math okay! I love you too :D
Then we went off to see Mrs Koh.
I peeked at the paper (heeheeheehee) and I got a high B for math! YAYYYYY, not bad considering math is my weakest subject. It's like 68-point-something percent so that's only about 1 percent to an A, but nevermind! Damn happy already, don't spoil my mood k.
Then saw ZhengLaoShi. I got a B wtf la. I was aiming for an A -.- But nevermind it's only two Bs so it won't pull down my grade that much. I think. Yeah ZhengLaoShi was really nice and everything and she kept jiayouing me :D I love ZhengLaoShi too.
Then we waited like a really really long time to see Miss Lin (MEP). THEN I FOUND OUT I GOT A FREAKING A FOR MEP! YESSSSSSS! It's damn high k, nobody ever gets A+ for MEP so A is good enough. YEAH! :D :D :D She said that I wasn't maximising my potential, and that I was an A+ student just that I didn't work hard and practice enough. And she said I should go for A Level music because I had good ears, therefore I would ACE composition. o.o really ah! I never knew I was...good. Haha. I'm trying to be modest okay, I'm damn happy already.
Anyways after PTM here are my thoughts and goals:
1. Start doing REGULAR chinese revision. Maybe 2 hours a week. Must practice the ci2hui4s especially.
2. Practice the piano at least half an hour per day. Miss Lin said that my technical skills were there (e.g. notes all correct, rhythm perfect etc) but my playing was bland and without expressions, and that's what pulled me down for practical. Yep so that's another goal. I'm aiming for an A+ for MEP Semester 2.
3. Ask smart dad and smart Mrs Koh about math when I don't know something. The problem with me is that I'm reluctant to ask questions, so yeah. Practice Math in the textbook too.
Yep and the rest of the subjects I'm just gonna try and maintain my other subjects so I get into my dream class next year :D (either Triple Science-Lit or Double Science (ChemBio)-Geog/History Lit). Lit is a must lor please. Haha okay yeah, I hope you had fun reading this longlong post. Please don't sue me for your bad eyesight :D
BYE I LOVE Y'ALL.

#27; cs!

2009-05-10T20:05:00.000-07:00

HAHA. Hello. I'm posting because Cass said my blog is dead which it is sooo not and I am going to post liek nao so in your face Cass, and I'm not going to post your post yet cause I need more juicy material like wow. :D
That was a pretty long sentence.
Okay! Went CS concert with Candice and Reginaaaaa. Met with R at PP. I tried saying hi to her from like 3 metres away but she couldn't hear. So doodoo la she. Then we went Subway and saw Sylvia, Amanda, Caris and their friends! Apparently they were going CS concert too.
Bought stuff. Ate stuff. Threw stuff.
Then we went off to take 196 to school and we were walking really quickly when Candice called Regina and went, I FORGOT TO BRING MY TICKET!
Then while Candice was panicking over the phone, Regina and I were like taking evening stroll -.- Went to school and saw Candice sitting on the bench looking, uh, forlorn and lonely and sad D: so we told her to call her friend and verify that she had bought her ticket at the ticketing booth.
In the end Candice bought a new ticket .________.
So we went in. Then Regina went out. And came back in with Clara and Winky from 2K. Then all of them sat down and lived happily ever after. Just joking. They sat down.
And then like, a few seconds later all the lights went down! Like srsly! It was super dark la. And then everybody was cheering and I was looking at Candice and she was looking at me and then we started laughing. HAHAHAHA.
Okay then it was Beijing Opera first -.- I didn't know how to appreciate and neither did Regina or Candice so we were stoning and waiting for the funny plays to start. Then there was chinese dance. And then a whole string of slapstick chinese dance slapstick chinese dance ahaha. The comedies were reallyyyyy funny. Like there was Zhang Che acting a girl, wtflmaoooo. Complete with chacha skirt and wig and scarf and rose and heavy blue eyeshadow -.- it was really gross and funny at the same time heehee.
When it came to the Chinese Dance SYF piece I could see why they got Gold okay. Really very good. The drama one too although it was a tad too emo.
Then when it ended Candice wanted to go on stage to happyhappy with her friends, but Regina and I didn't really know anybody from CS >.< so we just stood near the entrance and happyhappy-ed there. Haha. Left. Candice and Regina took 196 so I had to wait alone for daddy D: but he came really soon so nvm. I felt bad for making him come pick me up la. So late already. Haha that about sums it all up.
Ciao bella. :D

#26; LALALALALALOL.

2009-04-30T06:13:00.000-07:00

WEEEEEEEE! :D

I feel super hyper now haha. And I have a lot of things to say -.-
1. Yesterday (Thursday) was a holiday for dhs students as it's Speech Day and most of us weren't involved. DHS ROCKS YOUR SOCKS BABY :D ~~apparently some *AHEM* people *AHEM* don't think so, mmhmm~~
2. LAURA dedicated a post to me! Awh so sweet :D Just that the photo was one of our skirtless pictures (still got pe shorts la, pervert) in one of the nicenice dhs toilets.
3. I managed to sell eds nite tickets to people that are NOT in my class and NOT in my level! You may be good if you sell to other classes' people but other levels, wow imba :D (in my opinion of course)
4. I watched Phantom of the Opera (2004 version) today for the millionth time in my life and listened to the full soundtrack twice :D dhssb or dhschoir should think about playing/singing Phantom of the Opera because it's so magical and romantic and Gerard Butler is very suave as the Phantom even though he's like super old HAHA. How the Gerard Butler part is related to dhssb/dhschoir performing PotO, I'll never know :D
5. I got a haircut! It looks like...I don't know. It looks like a shorter version of my old hairstyle :D there! My fringe is still intact and wonderfully maintained by the nicenice hairdresser, yay :D I look the same when I tie my hair up just that the ponytail is super short -.- and I took a picture of my bimbotic self with new hair. Show y'all next time :D
6. I'm a smartass.
7. I can't wait for level camp. No it's not that I really want to go, I just wanna get it over with D: Feel so sian this year la.
8. I WILL BE MEETING UP WITH MY DARLING EDS-ERS TOMORROW FOR EXTRA EDS NITE PRACTICE. JOY! :D

Haha okay I think that's enough LALALOL for now :D

#25; bsffs

2009-04-26T04:56:00.001-07:00

THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO RACHEL LIM :D

Dear Rachel,

HELLO DARLING BUNNY :D Yo, you're my bsff which is my Best Spy Friend Forever.

Haha, I'll always remember the times in '08 and '09 in EDS. But it was only this year that we started all the 'silly cliques' huh.

Anyhow, we had lots and lots of fun memories together and so now it's your (belated) birthday! I know I wished you Happy Birthday already and I kept forgetting to bring your gift, but I'm still dedicating this post to you because I love you so much :D (No people we're not lesbians, we're great friends)

You will always be Alex the Totally Spy with me, Clover, and HH, Sam :D I know you actually didn't want to be Alex but we scissor-paper-stone-d and you lost, but all the Totally Spies are equally chio so be happy :D And then there's the Scooby Doo clique and you got to be Daphne and she's the chioest so you'll just have to shut up. Haha!

I remember those times we went to Kallang Leisure Park and we took pictures in the pinky toilets and it was all so happy. Then I sit beside you in Caucasian Chalk Circle and we keep sniggering at Chinguy haha! :D

Yep, and we'll forever be taking 30 home together and Candice and I will dao you more often because it's really fun to see you 'pissed'.

Last but not least, I love you and EDS. :D

Love, Sarah.

There you go! Happy belated birthday post :D

#24; CONCERT TIME!!!

2009-04-25T19:33:00.000-07:00

EVERYBODY WHO SEES THIS OPEN YOUR EYES BIG BIG UNTIL YOU COCKEYED I ALSO DON'T CARE.
EVERYBODY WHOM I HAVE SMSED REGARDING EDS NITE (I ADVERTISED TO YOU ALL RIGHT!), PLEASE REPLY IF YOU ARE INTERESTED OR NOT.
REPLY.
YEAH AS IN SRSLY PLEASE REPLY CAUSE I NEED TO SELL WAN LEH!
THANK YOU.

#23; LMFAO.

2009-04-25T05:34:00.001-07:00

SAY HELLO TO CK :D

LMFAOOOOOOOOO.

#22; ILOVEEDS.

2009-04-25T05:06:00.000-07:00

HELLO ALL YOU DOODOOS OUT THERE :D

EDS NITE! :D
What: Awesomeness.
When: 23rd May 2009
What time: 7.30pm
Where: DHS Perf. Arts Atrium
Why: It's real good.
Price: $8
YAY.

Get your tickets fast, as seats are limited! Last year, we had a full house. Who knows how many more people want to come for EDS Nite '09! Approach any one of the friendly EDS members near you for enquiries AND ORDER OF TICKETS. Be quick, as only the first ten spots on the ticketing list are guaranteed tickets! The rest are tentative audience members D: So hurry, act fast, and don't miss this great opportunity! It's a very reasonable price as you only pay $8 for pure awesomeness in an air-conditioned room! And do be prepared for a surprise item :D
Last but not least, I will be performing. That's more than enough reason to come :D :D :D

YAYYY I JUST ADVERTISED! I'M SO GOOD AT ADVERTISING YO. SEE MY NICE LANGUAGE AND CHOICE OF WORDS. HAHA. So far Cass and Laura have responded very happily and they are going to buy from me cause I'm imba lol (actually was cause I promised to go for band concert HAHA). I smsed the rest of the 2L people and they haven't replied. But nevermind, I will expect overwhelming response. :D
Then today was eds rehearsals again! Haha, eds rocks so much it hurts D:
Van Chan will likely not be coming for EDS Nite. That's so sad, she's our bestest thespian evarrrr. But it's okay, Sylvia will take over if she doesn't! And we all know how good Sylvia is yayyy. She's prettayye and has a nice voice -.- haha!
And today was Rachel's birthday. I will dedicate a post to her sooner or later, but now I just want to wish my bunny A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND I LOVE YOU BUNNY.
Yayyy. We were talking about going to CS concert ahaha cause we wanted to see their drama showcase. Then it'll be an eds outing! That's so cool!
Haha then today during eds I was talking to CK and Janell :D it's so fun talking to them la! I was wondering why it was so quiet and then...

Me: Eh why today so quiet ah?...OH! YUSIANG ISN'T HERE!
CK: -.- yeah that's why nobody's calling you shitting Janell.
Janell: AY! Very mean leh you! D: (Janell's chinese name is Shi Ting)

Heehee. Then CK was telling us about pervetic Chinese teachers, wth.

...okay la I tired la don't want to talk la bye bye la see you next time la -.-

#21; day of happiness, day of sadness.

2009-04-23T03:39:00.000-07:00

Let's start off with happy cause happy is a nice feeling.
HEARTS <3!
Here's what people wrote:
Larry: Sarah rocks. I think. :) I am gay.
Cass: I <3 CASS. I <3 SWAH. (-.- cass zilian la.)
Iris: You random eep.
ChingYing: EDS mate & Lunchmate :D love you <3
Darien: Good frolicking!!! BIMBO! =)
Belinda: nice singing.
Melvin: wonderful angel :D
Thiri: bibi! happy cutie :D
Jian Chong: yo whatsup dawg!
Vivian: NICE SHOES :D NICE PENS :D (we have the same shoes and pens, see.)
Rebecca: U've been a great fren. Thanks for helping me with MEP :)
ChitYee: yay sarah! jy! =D
Julia: Sarah is really cool. You know, when I see you, my heart goes 'wow!' (whoa.)
Venus: Yo sarah! <3 keep smiling :)
Siow Xin Yi: <3 MEP
Jay Pee: SARAH: Don't act cute, cos you are cute =) (wth.)
ZhengJun: ).( ).( biconcave balls for u. (he wrote this for everyone.)
LinMin: nu3er2
HAHA. Then my heart had no more space so I couldn't get anyone else to write, awh.

after all that happy stuff i guess i still ain't feeling good.
i guess people will be kaypohly highlighting this and enlarging the font but i don't care.
when i waited so eagerly, i guess i shouldn't have cause it gave me too much hope.
i waited and waited for a reply.
and then it came: 'silver...'
i was crushed, i guess.
we practised so hard and so long, and endured face paint which made our faces feel so tight. and all this for just a silver.
then that school, that school.
they overtimed, had no basis to their script, yet got a gold.
i guess when you have a reputation you get better results?
but it's still so, so sad.
and they just had to announce our results with CO's.
it was so devastating listening to the words 'Gold with Honours', knowing we could have attained it.
and nobody clapped for eds dance and drama.
it's so, so sad, i tell you.

#20; all 'em achievements.

2009-04-22T06:07:00.000-07:00

ADAM BIN MHD RAFEY just told me he got into CAP wth.
(no adam shut up this is not a flame.)
JLEE just told me RI got silver for SYF wth.
BEVERLY just told me CO got GOLD WITH HONOURS for SYF wth.

ohmytian i'm scared of cap and syf results.
tmr, sarah, tmr.

#19; happyhappyjoyjoy!

2009-04-17T19:22:00.000-07:00

SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS.
And that's what I'm feeling now even though I have tons of homework! :D
You wanna know?! You wanna know?! Of course you wanna know!
1. LA, Persuasive Speech
2. LA, Nat Geo and Time magazines worksheets (I don't know if I have to do them but I'm doing them anyway, remember my A* in LA okay!)
3. LA, Artifacts 1 and a half and 2.
(why is there so much la -.-)
4. Math, Assignment.
5. Chinese, studying for ting1xie3 and CT.
6. Chinese, debate.
7. Science, studying for bio.
8. MEP, WTF THEORY TEST AND PRACTICAL TEST WTF WTF WTF. D:
Tell me if I've missed anything out, y'all.
And then recently there's been all this talk about syf and such, and I guess DHS this year is about average bah. See, choir got silver, band got silver, eds dance (eds people know and only eds people, but we're not supposed to spread and so i'm not gonna post about it here) and drama they're gonna announce later on thursday or friday, AND I THINK TOGETHER WITH CO WTF. Chinese Orchestra! D: The consistent gwh people. Then if we get like, what, CoP (not possible la) and then CO, GOLD WITH HONOURS! how diu1lian3 is that. -.-
Oh but Senior High dance got Gold :D
And then my super happiness.
Why am I feeling happy?
I don't know.
Happiness is a rather profound emotion.
There are many forms of happiness.
I wonder why.
Why am I feeling happy?
Gonna stop crapping, like, right now -.-
Oh and people please remind me,
LAURA YSETTA MENDOZA RAQUEPO OWES ME A POST DEDICATED TO ME AND ONLY ME. THANK YOU ALL. LOVE YOU ALL.

#18; singaporeyouthfestival.

2009-04-16T06:59:00.000-07:00

My brother came back from choir syf today.
ANGLICAN HIGH CHOIR GOT GOLD WITH HONOURS GOOD JOB PEOPLE! :D I know I'm being rather unfaithful to DHS but wtv heehee.

#17; laura!

2009-04-16T05:06:00.000-07:00

HELLO. I AM HERE TO DEDICATE A POST TO LAURA BECAUSE SHE TOLD ME TO.
Here's a picture of the double-yous! :D
From left: Laura, Cass (with Laura's specs), ME! <3 *zilian-ness*

HELLO LAURA. I HOPE YOU SEE THIS. Haha, I really remember those times last year when we were both in CharSiewBao group! -.- oh man, the embarrassing times with RongYing and Chitty and a very retarded Cheemin. But then we were all retarded then. I remember I gave you the name Laura Lala Lumpyhead and we made Hammy Hamham Hamsterhead for me! And it was on the bus too :D I remember us always taking the bus together (most of the time) and crapping, or sharing earphones! And then in 2009 you somehow became my slave and we got married -.- but I remember walking down the spiral stairs with you, practising the bridal march! (I was the bride.) Then our arms were always linked and we went down really quickly. Oh and we became the Double-Yous with Cassy! Then there was us always walking back from flag raising to class, and being the first people to reach the lifts. ALL IN ALL, I THINK WE ROCK LA PLS. :D

Sarah + Laura = Random.

(Cass, if you ask me to dedicate a post to you, I'm mentally prepared.)

#16; those people in mah class.

2009-04-16T04:53:00.000-07:00

YOYOYO WHATSUP WHATSUP DAWG.
In case you didn't know, that's the Supreme King and the Royal Annoying Frolicker (yeah I know that's so cool right I get paid to frolick about annoying people doing their daily royal chores) official greeting yo!
Haha today was just plain stupid and it was full of crap. :D Good crap.
Like listening to Jay Pee (-.-) talking about how his friend Zhang Che's (2G, Tiwi's! friend) nickname was Romantic Che and he wanted to change his name to Romantic Pei.
And acting in PC with Supreme King as the two dao3luan4 class people fighting with brooms and failing to speak proper Singlish.
Aaaand laughing at LXY for being such a noob in Pet Society.
Aaaand talking to Jay Pee (-.- again!) about female mythology like harpies and Medusa and gorgons and listening to how good it would be to have a harpy for a wife, according to him.
Then there was talking about random stuff with Laura, and discussing her and Iris' marriage status.
And me asking Iris when, she had any laptop babies (one of her wives is her tablet), would she give one to me?
And dancing about in class to Miss Independent.
Like listening to Cassy talk about lame stuff (what we usually do, so nevermind).
And having music lessons with the funny Latin Music teacher and him praising me for good sight reading at the xylophone.
Going to McDonald's with ChingYing and mugging Science because we didn't have any History notes so we just did Science since there was a test anyways.
AND NOW I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO EDS TMR WITH MAH TOTALLY SPIES AND SCOOBY-DOO AND GOODNESS KNOWS HOW MANY LAME CLIQUES WE'RE GONNA COME UP WITH :D

#15; EDS!

2009-04-13T18:00:00.000-07:00

JIAYOU EDS DANCE AND GET GWH AND DO US PROUD AND HAVE FUN AND MAKE THOSE JUDGES GIVE Y'ALL A STANDING OVATION! :D

#14; todayyayyayyay.

2009-04-13T06:07:00.000-07:00

HAHA HELLO! :D
I am back to postpostpost about my daydayday! *bimbosings* Haha today was veryyy gay, what with Cassy and Laura -.- When I came in the morning they were already there sia! WTF! I came at like, 8:15 which is very early considering how late I wake up most of the time. They were just sitting down and stoning I guess.
Then I crapped around with them - including hugging Laura and not letting her go, lmao! Then when she goes over to JianChong (SUPREMEKING!) for help (it worked the very first time I did that, like weeks ago) she failed!
MWAHAHA.
Cause I told JianChong we were married anyway and we were from the YMCA so it didn't matter. Then he started doing the YMCA dance song thing -.- Anyways, 1347242548863 to Sarah, 0 to Laura! PWN.
Crapped abit more then it was time to go for flag raising. I was dancing (note: frolicking) on my way there and Cassy was going all I DON'T KNOW YOU! D: Noob la she.
Then went back to class, and it was very noisy because people didn't know whether today was lit circle or not -.- then they were all HUH BUT MISS CHAN DIDN'T TELL US OH SHAYT I NEVER DO SIA HOW?!?!?! Then when Miss Chan came in she said today wasn't, but since we were already in our groups please continue, thanks. Haha!
Then was recess. Went down with Larry because Cassy was talking to Miss Chan and she told us to leave first. Bought noodles, sat down to eat with the XXLC girls and Sarah Tan -.- who, although very politely, invited herself to sit with us, but nvm. I was asking why she was the only 2G person down in the canteen and she said they had to finish zuo4wen2 or else if they hand it in tomorrow, they kena minus marks lolwth. Then some 2G guy came and hugged JayPee from the back and I was laughing with Larry haha.
Then went for Science which was quite...enriching. After Science was assembly where I KEPT GETTING POKED BY MELVIN WTFFFFF. He seems to enjoy irritating girls alot, I find. HEEHEE.
Then was RS! Before that when Cassy and I were climbing the stairs and almost reached the top Melvin suddenly came behind me and tickled me like some mad woman :X I'M NOT ENTIRELY IMMUNE TO POKES LA MELVIN YOU HAPPY OR NOT YOU. DON'T FRIEND YOU.
Stuff happened. Went for lunch with EDS babes. Went for EDS with EDS babes. Went to PP for a very very short while with an EDS babe. Went back home myself with no EDS babes.
That about concludes my story. Hee :D

#13; PEEKCHURES.

2009-04-12T02:18:00.001-07:00

1. [as according to class blog captions] - TYPICAL MONDAY MORNING with four guys (from left: WeiQiang, ZhengJun, Cheemin, Melvin) and VENUS looking cute as always :D

2. LINNY AND CASSY! :D I think Cassy looks super cute in this one, and Linny just looks plain gay -.- the first couple in Lystra, lmfaooo.

3. A VERY VULNERABLE LOOKING SUPREME KING.

HEEHEE. :D

[edit]CASS WANTS TO BE CREDITED! Okay. I have credited Cass.[/edit]

#12; best friends.

2009-04-12T00:05:00.000-07:00

YESYESYES OMG I LOVE ROCHELLE SHE LENT ME THE TALES OF BEEDLE THE BARD AHHHH!
*bimbodances*
AHHHH!
(although in turn I had to lend her my whole Twilight collection -.- because she was too lazy to buy/borrow and read. aaaand she's probably gonna finish it in a week or something.)
But whatever, the stories are sooo cute! Like The Wizard and The Hopping Pot.
Well, actually, the book is the super damn cheap version from WalMart (she went to the US last year) and so when she came back she lent me the stupid book -.-
HAHA I SHALL GO BIMBODANCE AND READ MY BOOK AAAAWL OVER AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

#11; money issues.

2009-04-11T05:53:00.000-07:00

Whatthehell.
I've been spending far too much money this year. You want to know? You really do? Yeah you do.
See, this is my current income plan thing.
I get $40 a week. Of this $40, I spend $5 on transport (yes I take 2 buses that's not a lot but it adds up to a dollar), and TWENTY FREAKING DOLLARS ON FOOD, OF WHICH HALF IS SPENT ON FRIDAY.
And that's because I go to those 'good' restaurants with darling HuiHsien after EDS for dinner. PizzaHut, KFC (-.-), Macs (DOUBLE -.-), whatever. You name it.
And then all the rest is spent on stupid trivial stuff I have no use for. I currently have a million notebooks and twenty four thousand, six hundred and twenty three Signo pens. Yes I was kidding, but you get the point. And then at the end of the week, I FIND I HAVE SAVED NO MONEY AT ALL. ZERO. ZILCH.
And my parents work so hard for our lives.
And so now I'm telling myself,

THIS AIN'T WORKING OUT, GIRL!

In fact I guess I could start a Confessions of a Shopaholic II when I grow up. Only I'm not as pretty as Isla Fisher. Whatever.
So I have drawn up a money spending thing! Goes like this:
$5 on transport. Yes la, can't help it, I have to go home everyday what -.-
$15 on food. START SMALL, ISN'T THAT WHAT BAOJIA SAID?! Okay. I spend super little everyday because I'm on a permanent diet. No actually I don't like eating. I don't like the way food slides down your throat into your tummy and makes it feel big. I think eating should be prohibited in Singapore. I think exercising should be made a law. I think anorexics should be given more breathing space. Anyway.
$5 on trivial stuff. If I see some earrings/necklaces/charm bracelets/lipgloss/mascara/whatever I really like, I guess I'll just have to save up these $5s and make them big.
The rest WILL BE SAVINGS.
Oh wait. I get $10 every first week of the month because of phone bills. (Yes I pay my own hp bills, sucker.) So I guess I'll just manage on $1 per day on food. I could buy green tea everyday! Whoo!
And then when I save up to a thousand I'll buy tons of Abercrombie.
DAMN I JUST TALKED ABOUT SPENDING AGAIN!
I HATE YOU, MONEY. I REALLY DO.
:X :X :X :X :X :X :X :X :X :X :X :X :X :X :X :X :X :X :X :X :X :X :X :X :X :X :X

#10; OMG!!!11oneone!!!!!!!!!!

2009-04-09T21:27:00.000-07:00

DO YOU REMEMBER COACH LUKE?!
HE'S THE GUY WHO CAME AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS YEAR TO DHS TO GIVE US THE IMAGE TALK THING.
AND HE'S GIVING TIPS TO XIAXUE OMG!
OMG!
OMG!
OMG!
OMG!
OMG!
AHHHHHHHHHH!
OMG!
Remember, you saw it here first!
http://www.clicknetwork.tv/watch.aspx?c=1&p=8

#9; sportsday+random.

2009-04-09T19:30:00.000-07:00

Hello darlings! :D Did you miss me?
Of course you did.

I'm here to post about yesterday! Which was 4-schools combined sports day (DHS, ChungChengHigh (Main), Ngee Ann and Temasek). Which is kinda obvious :X
Okay, so I woke up like at 9 -.- then slacked about until 11. I did my hw okay! Well actually it was LA artefact, but it's still homework, so in your face. I took pictures of it everytime I pasted stuff on. So gay right. HAHA WEEEE!
Then changed, did hair, ate lunch, and then mommy zai4ed me to Bedok Stadium. At first when I was there (I was at the wrong entrance, the one closer to ChungCheng High but wtv) I got kinda scared. Like WTH'S ALL THE DHS PEOPLE OMG?! Then I saw two DHS guys alight and walk in -.-
So I followed suit! Heehee :D
Found Cassy sitting beside SXY and a Nike bag. I was all, who does this bag belong to? Then when Cassy said 'Huh?! Oh. Patty.' then I was all heckcared and moved his bag away and sat beside Cassy.
Then crapped around with her for a while. (She was being extremely gay.) Then I asked where Laura was, and she *shrug :O :D -.-* So I called Larry and asked, and she was at Tanah Merah MRT station haha. So when she came then a lot of stuff happened which I'm gonna skip. (We were camwhoring.)
Then it was opening ceremony where we had to stand and see Mr Sng give the 4 schools flag to the other principal! Mr Sng is so cute :D in the personality kind of way, please, not the looks -.- Then I guess DHS people were just zihighing in that little confined space there. Lol.
Then the races started! It was 100m or 200m first. (I can't remember how many metres la!) We won the first three, and I forgot the rest because we didn't get first I think. Sorry la! D: Then when it was 800m DHS pwned the whole thing. We got 1st, 2nd AND 3rd. We are so pwn-y!
The batons things too. In fact I think we won most of the races lor.
Oh and before the C boys baton thing I was staring at Melvin's stupid red shoes. -.- Cassy was all 'My shoes nicer la!' but Melvin's ones were too annoyingly flashy. Haha!
But the 20x100m baton race, we got second. Just behind ChungCheng High. Oh well, nvm, 2nd is better than 3rd!

Eee don't feel like posting ler. Pictures up next time.

AND ABOUT MY INTERESTING RANDOM STUFF!
Did you know the founders of Puma and Adidas were BROTHERS?! They were FREAKING BROTHERS WTH OMGZXSZXSZ. Apparently they were under the same brand at first, but because of WW1 they fell apart. And now they're rival brands, wth! THIS IS SO STUPIDLY INTERESTING -.-

#8; :x

2009-04-05T05:36:00.000-07:00

Shitty shit shit.
I just can't find the motivation to freaking study.
I take out my books, then I do some notes and mindmaps, and my mind wanders off to goodness knows where.
And then all those dreams of Triple Science + Lit, sigh.
I want it badly.
I know I stand a high chance because science and la are my thing, aren't they.
But the first LA poetry devices test this year, I failed because I didn't even study. What type of shit is this man, wanting to do Lit next year and failing your best subject.
This is idiotic.
I need to chill out.
The thing is, I've been chilling out far too much and maybe that's why I can't find the stupid motivation.
Damn it, my brain is being an asshole.
And then I have to get a higher GPA than the rest of the cohort because of mep. And it's by 0.4, so that's a lot.
I want to get 3.6 this year, I really do.
I achieved it last year in semester 1 but then after that stupid laptop came it dropped to 3.2, damn.
Wth la.
At least mommy is supportive, going all 'hey you improved tremendously in your second la test, so go for it!' but that's because I studied real hard.
And now if I can't study, what marks are there to achieve?
This is like a vicious cycle and it's all linked together.
Oh well, at least I didn't accept the valid DSA to RGS or else I would have dropped out, I guess.
I'm starting to hate school and exams and teachers and worst of all, music.

I'm stressed, I tell ya, stressed.

#7; shop till you drop.

2009-04-04T03:57:00.000-07:00

Helloheyhey :D
(I'm updating like mad now. I think my life is more interesting than yours, that's why.)
I went to Parkway Parade today. Cause there was this humongous sale and I like shopping for good cheap stuff so I went with my mommy. We reached at about 12, apparently there were still parking lots o.o but we still spent 20 minutes looking for one.
First we went to Op! I wanted to see what backpacks were there - there was only an hour of sale for backpacks, from 12 to 1. Then I found out all the backpacks were the same ugly design wan la :X they were cheap, yes, at $15, but they were ugly, so I didn't buy them. Instead I went to look at the apparel -.- yes I know, I'm so weird right. At first I wanted to buy three shirts, cause they were all so pretty, but in the end mommy only bought one for me. It's hot pink, btw haha. And it's got all that graffiti print on one side of the shirt. I guess it's quite cool la hee.
Then we went to Isetan.
My mother was looking at the costume jewellery on sale, and all of them were so damn hideous.
I mean, please! Even if you paid me I wouldn't wear them. Okay maybe I would, but for an extremely high price. Yeah then I wandered off to Mango while my mommy continued looking -.-
Did you know that Mango is actually a very nice place? Didn't buy anything, though.
After Isetan we were supposed to go for lunch, but we stopped at Cotton On instead cause THEY were having a sale. I wanted their cardigans badly but mommy wouldn't let me! D: D: D:
They were like what Ziying was wearing during SYF. The long flappy ones.
Then went off for lunch at the foodcourt. At first there were three empty seats, two together and one opposite. There was a little girl sitting at another seat at the edge of the two empty seats. At first I sat down, leaving an empty seat in between me and the stupid little brat. Then she put her idiotic little leg on the chair between us and went, 'MY DADDY IS SITTING HERE!' to me.
1. I wasn't sitting on her dad's seat.
2. That is incorrect use of language. It should be, This seat is already taken by my daddy. 'MY DADDY IS SITTING HERE!' is incorrect as nobody was sitting on the chair anyway.
I rolled my eyes and smsed Rochelle about crappy stuff like beef noodles.
Then she said louder, this time patting me on the shoulder, 'MY DADDY IS SITTING HERE!'
Just then her dad came and sat on the other side of her -.- and so I smiled a smug smile and promptly moved to her dad's designated seat, leaving my original seat for my mommy.
(Oh my goodness. I just flamed an unknown little brat on my blog. O: )
Children these days...sigh. They are getting bitchier and bitchier and spoiled-er.
Anyway, yeah. After lunch we shopped somemore and went home. End of story, goodbye.

#6; nothing much to say.

2009-04-03T06:06:00.000-07:00

I PITY CASS OMG.
I saw the email in the DHSmail, and Cass' Literary Circle group just plain sucks. She's with LinMin, LIM XIN YI, Wei Qiang and Melvin. I guess Linny and Melvin aren't that bad when they cooperate, but it really just sucks. I wish I could do something to help her :X
Lim Xin Yi is the ultimate slacker, btw.
Little asshole.

#5; syf! cont.

2009-04-03T05:30:00.000-07:00

Okay continued from the syf! post.
Yeah, and then SanPeng helped me apply face paint. He was making me laugh la. Then cannot properly apply. D: But anw he got it done very well. Yay. Ex-AEP student mahs. Yep then lotsa stuff happened, then we were on the bus to ACJC!
I was sitting beside Rachel, and first we were crapping like we normally do, then in the end both of us fell asleep. -.- so anticlimaxed.
After we reached we unloaded the props and slacked for about an hour or so, then IT WAS TIME TO PERFORM. It was not as scary as I thought but I was still super nervous :X before the thing SanPeng pulled me aside and told me (I was playing a corpse in the prologue) to keep super still.
It went something like this.

OI TWEETY! COME HERE! Okay, you know, later during the play, keep as still as possible. Seriously, as still as possible. Try not to move at all. You know, just now, during practice, I was watching y'all right. At first I didn't know it was you under the sheet until you went to touch your hair la! Then when you sat up I still got a fright. Like, 'UHH OMG!' Yeah, so keep very very still yeah? I know you can do it (:

Haha it was kinda like a mini pep talk.
So I went out and did mah thang, and I can safely say that I didn't move one millimeter under that stupid smelly sheet. I was so super scared that when I sat up I would screw up but I didn't! So yeah SARAH YOU ROCK MANS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MUAH.
Haha.
Vanessa tripped over one line, but I guess it wasn't so bad. The ending rhyme of
'Up the close and down the stairs,
in the house with Burke and Hare;
Burke's the butcher, Hare's the thief,
Knox's the man who buys the beef.'
was abit messy in my opinion. I hope the judges thought it was intentional.
Yep I guess that's about it la.
Afterwards we went to wash our stupid white faces and watch RGS' play. Alot of people didn't understand but I did. I guess I'm really deep or something? Haha.
I think the symmetry idea of their play was good (the stage was divided into four, and different people were acting the same part), but the storyline was abit screwed. See, the synopsis of their play kinda goes like this:

Girl wants to go out with her friend. Mother wants her to chop vegetables instead before going out, and Girl is also to come back home early because her cousins are coming over. Girl's friend arrives at her house and Girl's mother leaves to do errands. Girl's friend tells her that HE will be there (obviously Girl's crush). Girl tells her to go and tell her friends that she will be coming soon, and to wait for her instead of going off without her. Girl is alone in the house. Some weird person arrives in the house and tells her that she will get 20000 bucks if she presses the button on the box. However if she does, somebody will die. Weird person leaves to leave Girl to her own decision. Girl eventually presses the button, and the weird person gives her the 20000 bucks. All four Girls die. (Remember the different characters acting same part thing.) So they kinda killed each other.

I MEAN, THIS IS SO WEIRD!.
However I felt their acting was quite good, regardless of SanPeng's biased comments.
SanPeng's comments included: -
1. Okay DHS! We've finished our SYF, so now let's go see other plays and look at how they suck.
2. (Upon looking at RGS's crew) Look at them! Ugly makeup, ugly costume. We have nicer face paint!

Yeah you get what I mean. But I'm happy, because
:D SYF IS OVER, BABY! YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY! :D

#4; random thing.

2009-04-02T06:33:00.000-07:00

Don't ask me why I haven't continued my post. NOT YET LA OKAY. WHY YOU SO IMPATIENT. HAIYOH. NEXT TIME SURE NOBODY WANT TO MARRY YOU WAN LA.
Anyway.
'I have made an interesting observation that basketball jerseys and shorts are very baggy. I propose a proposition that basketballers should wear body suits while playing basketball.
This not only ensures that the pants do not flap about while playing, it also shows off their muscles (?!) and abs (!!!!).
Thank you for your kind attention.'

HAHA I DIDN'T OBSERVE THAT OKAY. WEIRDO ROCHELLE DID. IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

#3; syf!

2009-04-02T04:05:00.000-07:00

HELLOO! :D
I have recovered from the weird emo phase from last night and I am here to post about my happy life omg that was so lame I should stop crapping but it seems weird to stop now since I've already typed such a long sentence this is stupid yay.
Ahem.
TODAY WAS THE DAY OF SYF! -zihigh-
We got to skip the whole school day la, so shuang. I got an EDS circulation sms last night going all, HEY EDS, TOMORROW IS THE BIG DAY. And it went on to tell us how we were supposed to go to Black Box Room right after flag rising. Haha, :D.
So today morning I came into class and people were all, HEY YOU TODAY GOT SYF RIGHT?! GOOD LUCK :D :D :D! And in LinMin's case, IF YOU DON'T GET GOLD WITH HONOURS I WILL BEAT THE WHOLE EDS UP. Haha she's so cute and mean at the same time D:
Yep then I decided not to bring Crumply down for flag raising, and ChingYing also didn't bring her bag down. (Apparently we found out afterwards, everybody brought their bags down except for us. But we still got to BBRoom first, so that shows our awesomeness.)
Then there was an announcement (WHICH I MANAGED TO NOT HEAR COMPLETELY! WTF RIGHT!) that EDS Drama was having their SYF today, so one should give them a pat on the back if one sees any Drama member. Then Jac was all, patpatpatpatpatpat. Haha.
So we went up to BBRoom, had a few runthroughs and then it was breaktime. So Rachel the Bunny and me (the Hamster) went down to the canteen cause we both needed to run some errands. I needed to give Cassy my locker code so she could put tpc inside and Rachel wanted to know hw.
Then I gave her the code and all, and I saw the 2G guys! Wlao, those 2G people have toilet parties so often, I know all of their faces already lor. Cause they walk past our classroom everytime they need to get to the toilet so yeah. The 2G guys consist of ZhangChe (the only one I know by name cause he's Tiwi's friend -.-), his friend the white skinned one and the one who wears spectacles. I think all three are from China? No I'm not racist.
And then there's the tall dark skinned one and the shorter dark skinned one. And the white badminton guy. And BingXuan! OH LOOK I KNOW HIS NAME CAUSE HE'S FROM MEP :D haha yeah. The rest don't capture my attention because they don't look kaypohly into our class. lmao. HAHA THE IDEA IS FUNNY. KAYPOH GUYS. :D :D :D I only know of kaypoh aunty lor. But nevermind they seem quite nice to me so wtv.
Then it was time to change and apply face paint already. Stupid face paint la. Make my face feel so plasticky and hard to move. According to SanPeng (SYLVESTER!) and Zona (yeah I know I said this before somewhere but cool name right) it's how your face will feel if you do Botox. Yuck la! So gross! I will never ever do Botox. Not that I was planning to anyways.
OKAY NOW I'M FEELING SIANED OUT. WHATEVER, I SHALL CONTINUE MY POST TOMORROW.
Bye loyal fans of mine.

#2; simplicity.

2009-04-01T06:29:00.000-07:00

:D
I have no idea why but I'm feeling happy now.
I have tests.
I had Malay today.
Which I probably failed?
I didn't really study a lot, like I did for Geog and LA.
And I get very good marks when I study.
Good job Sarah, it's only just the beginning of April.
I have SYF tomorrow.
I have Science Practicals and Chinese the day after tomorrow.
This is illogical.
Whatever.
And tomorrow's the big day, darlings.
Cause it's when we're going to win that Gold with Honours, or we don't win anything at all.
Until then, I wonder if anybody's going to notice I'm here or not.
Whenever I think of what I haven't confided in anybody yet, I feel uncomfortable.
Like somebody could find out any moment.
It's bad for my mental health.
Could I be going crazy?.
I don't think so.
I want my Totally Spies back here to comfort me and make me happy.
I guess that those acquaintances I hang out with don't really care about me anymore.
I'll live through it, I guess?.
And yet I still feel happy.
:D

#1; lovelove.

2009-04-01T03:16:00.000-07:00

Hello y'all.
You're probably thinking: WTH! She made a new blog again! Now I have to relink her. WLAOO.
Well, too bad. :D
So yeah, do relink and be happy already. After all you probably came here because you love me so, no? I'll try not to make new blogs so often, I promise. -pinkyshake-

Ciao bella.

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